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Late to the RROD party

Well, I can finally consider myself a true Xbox 360 owner as I’ve been blessed with my very own Red Ring of Death.

In some ways I’m relieved. Having owned a unit for a couple of years I’ve often felt the sword of Damocles hover over me whenever I’ve powered the unit up. And, to be fair, I play consoles far less than I used to and most of my machines are inactive for weeks at a time.

Curiously, the unit booted fine yesterday and invited me to perform a system update which I dutifully did. Instability followed immediately with the start-up animation freezing or playing but then refusing to go into the 360 dashboard. Sometimes the dashboard would crash. Other times the startup animation would freeze with graphical corruption on it. Needless to say, I’ve reset the unit a number of times and have finally been shown the red card.

Even more curiously, five minutes after seeing The Ring I powered the unit up again and it worked fine. I spent a couple of hours last night wandering around Dead Space and being really impressed. This morning saw dodgy boot sequences and a more permanent Red Ring.

Quite some time back I registered my Xbox and Xbox 360 on the Xbox Service site so initiating a repair has been a very simple process. We’ll see how the rest of it goes. My expectations are that things should run very smoothly – based on the assumption that this is a process Microsoft has had ample opportunity to perfect through repeated executions.

At launch-time I was really impressed with the 360 and with Microsoft’s endeavours around it. As the failure rate issue became increasingly difficult for everyone (even Microsoft) to gloss over I’ve learned much that has made me pretty disgusted with the way the product was launched and the gamble Microsoft knowingly made to get their product out the door first at the expense of the consumer. I’m not one of those guys who picks a fight with large corporations or feels the need to spell “Microsoft” with a “$” in the middle. I use Office, I use Windows. The products work when I need them to and they meet my requirements. I’m content. My experience of the product that is the 360 has changed how I feel about Microsoft and their efforts in the console industry.

With that said, now that the worst has happened, I believe the most can be made of the experience.

A long time back I found transactions being used against my credit card. I’m a cash or debit-card person myself so my trend for spending on credit card is pretty consistent. Big, assorted retail purchases all in one location stick out like a sore thumb. When I spotted these transactions I informed my bank and they handled the situation brilliantly. My card was stopped, a new one issued, the fraudulent charges on the balance were removed. The service to the customer was outstanding. As a result my confidence in credit card use and in how issues are handled is very high – far higher than it was when nothing had ever gone wrong.

So, now my 360 has gone wrong I’m hoping to have my confidence in the product and in those responsible for it to be boosted. I would welcome the opportunity to truly enjoy the gaming it offers without worrying about my warranty. I look forward to making the most of this!

Irony watch!

Hmm.

Don’t confuse hard work with good game making. Everyone works hard. That’s what it means to be a professional.

This comes from a site that confuses quantity of output with quality. My refusal to link to them should tell you who they are. Failing that, just Google the phrase.

I don’t entirely agree with the sentiment that working hard equates to being professional – irrespective of who makes that claim.

And whilst not ironic, this post seems like a great moment to put a big question mark over the prospect of Jade Goody: The Musical.

I want one of these

Where’s the cassette deck?

Source and pictures

This post is in 3D!

The last time I wore any sort of viewing aid it was in London’s Trocadero Sega World arcade to try out the new and exciting VR Headsets. The results were disappointing, even for a skeptic. So it was with low expectations and reserved excitement that I headed off to see Monsters vs Aliens in 3D at the cinema in town.

I wasn’t too sure what to expect to be honest. Initially I was underwhelmed and questioned whether the RealD glasses I was given were arguing with my regular glasses and dampening the 3D effect as I found myself straining to spot differences between what I was seeing and what a regular viewing might be. For the most part the benefit of the 3D presentation seemed to be that foreground and background in scenes were that much more boldly defined. Whilst pleasing this was hardly a stunning or memorable enhancement.

So I was delighted when, barely five seconds into the movie, I found myself instinctively flinching to avoid a seemingly massive object hurtling out of the screen towards me! Clearly the technology works and it is up to the film-makers to exploit it by creating scenes that can accomodate events that lend themselves to making the most of it. Some of these are gloriously contrived but still great fun whilst others seemed to be a great marriage of enjoyable exposition enhanced by this special effect.

One such scene depicts the giant Susan being shown around a secret miliatary complex by a jetpack-endowed General. He seemingly flits about in to and out of the screen to great and enjoyable effect.

All in all, I really ended up enjoying the experience. It certainly helped that the movie it was attached to was entertaining and funny. I would definitely favour seeing a movie in a 3D presentation over a traditional 2D one when the option is available.

Firefox and friends

As an Internet browsing magpie I really found myself benefiting from tabbed browsing and would consider a browser without such a function as unwieldy as a mouse without a mouse wheel. My first exposure to this was Netcaptor, a few years later I was recommended some browser in early beta stages called Firefox.

I’ve not looked back since and now find that Firefox’s plugins to be equally impossible to live without. The benefit of moulding browser features to suit me has become very important. Internet Explorer had plugins and extensions for some time but a lot of these manifested themselves as clumsy toolbars or, worse, malware and viruses. I’m keen to explore Google’s Chrome browser but know that until I can browse using familiar tools I simply won’t want to spend much time with it.

So, Firefox and its assortment of plugins it is then, a few of which I’ll mention here.

Two extensions to Firefox are, for me, absolutely must haves. The first is the accompaniment to the AI Roboform application. Roboform is a password manager. It integrates very neatly with some browsers and quickly found itself to be a godsend for someone like me who fills in numerous web-forms or has a multitude of logins. It’s very easy to use and pretty much completely replaced my Bookmarks function as, with a single click, it’s possible to go to a site, log in and start browsing. It supports multiple users and allows for hot-swapping of users so you don’t even need to leave the current web-page to re-fill a form using completely different details. The current lack of support for Google Chrome is a shame and I’d be interested to find an alternative for use in Chrome if it was as well realised and easy to use as Roboform is. Firefox addon can be found here.

Adblock Plus was one of the first plugins I installed and has improved my browsing experience immeasurably. As you might expect, the plugin prevents adverts from being loading into the pages that you browse. Although its built-in blacklist is comprehensive it’s possible to add any content or server to it that you wish. Sometimes when sites are running a timed promotion the entire site may get re-branded for the period of the promotion, if you don’t like it you can simply block those specific images whilst keeping access to the site open. Adblock will also block Flash-based adverts too. I’ve got so accustomed to an Internet with hardly any adverts I tend to get a bit of a shock when I use another browser without ad-blocking in it. It’s like night and day.

Ad blocking is available to all without the need of a plugin. If you’re feeling a little adventurous why not try modifying your hosts file or even replacing it with a pre-made one like this one.

To finish off this topic (for now) I’ll mention Foxmarks. A little over a year ago I got a second computer and set up a wireless network. I wanted some settings to be unified over the two machines whilst keeping others unique to each. Bookmarks fell in to the former area. I guess I could have manually copy and pasted things but I decided to see if an out-of-the-box solution existed. Foxmarks was it. Foxmarks is an online bookmarks manager. You go to their site, create an account and upload your bookmarks to them. This means that you can access your bookmarks in any browser you wish so long as you’re online. The Firefox addon provides you with a way of synchronising your system with the stored bookmarks. What’s nice is that you can keep bookmarking the way you normally do – by using your browser menus and buttons – but Foxmarks will monitor changes and upload / download them to keep your browser in synch. Installing this on the two machines means that my bookmarks are unified across machines. Simple, elegant. I really like this as it’s a totally transparent solution to a little usability issue I was facing and met my needs perfectly.

Foxmarks looks to be evolving into something more than a bookmark manager but I’ve yet to investigate it properly.

Do you have any cant-live-without browser extensions or neat solutions to specific scenarios?

Ceiling cat is watching you blog

Of the two types of person to be, I’m a cat person. They’re fascinating, beautiful creatures. Now, I’m not alone in being fond of cats and, where there’s a demographic, there’s someone prepared to market something silly to them.

Every now and again, something pops up that suggests a less mercenary take on the fascination and today the incessantly brilliant Lifehacker showcases an alternative to a cat climbing tree. I’ll show you the image from the article and let you decide if you want to follow it up:

Not quite ceiling cat

Waiting to pounce..

I think any cat-owner can appreciate just how much their cat enjoys a palatial view. I recall reading a book many years ago that made an aside on a piece of cat-behaviour and termed it Cat Chess. The definition being that each cat in the neighbourhood plays this game where the objective is to reach a vantage point where it can see all the other cats in the area whilst remaining hidden from view. It’s funny because it’s true.

If you’re in the mood for further proof of the superior wit of cat owners to dog owners then allow me to present to you the Infinite Cat Project.

On the off-chance that such a thing as reincarnation exists I’ve already determined that my preferred form would be a cat owned by a  rich, old, jewish widow. Life surely can’t get better than that.

What’s it all about, Alfie?

Wouldn’t you know it, dad-at-13 tearaway’s girlfriend is more of a nasty piece of white trash than first appearances would suggest.

Frankly, I wouldn’t touch her with yours.

Twitter me this, Batman

I don’t do Twitter. Nor do I do Facebook. Or MySpace. Or any of this social networking junk*. Social networking, to me, reads as “online popularity contest”. I don’t need to compare the number of, mostly virtual, friends I have with someone else. Nor do I need to deliver constant smalltalk to them.

Obviously, I blog. Sometimes. But I’ve been doing that a while and, I assure you, it’s more for my benefit than it is for yours.

Christopher Walken however, now there’s a guy who catches people’s eye. Wouldn’t you know it? He’s on Twitter too and, frankly some of his content is superb:

The Pope is in Africa “reaffirming the ban on condom use.” His old stuff was funnier. I don’t get this new material. Too edgy for my taste.

Dance for me Chris! Dance!

*Oh, I am on LinkedIn, but that’s for professional reasons rather than social ones.

One for the old-skoolers

NFG’s Arcade Font Lister is a cracking little trip down memory lane of times spent wandering around a small dingey arcade at one end of Ilford watching the attract modes of games like After Burner, Wonderboy, Contra and Gradius.

The site also allows has a neat tool allowing you to create your own phrases in any of those fonts and with a variety of effects.

Finding a logo for your retro-gaming blog just got a whole lot easier :)

Nearly perfect

I love software. There’s so many tasks PCs can perform and good software can make all the difference in the world. Of course, leading industry standard software is quite pricey and can be overkill for many. Fortunately, there is an amazing amount of well produced software out there in shareware and freeware land.

For those of you that follow my newsbites (look, they’re over there in the sidebar) you’ll see that I often highlight findings from the consistently excellent Lifehacker site. Through this site I’ve learned tricks and discovered software I’d never have thought to try. Their comments section is often filled with additional information from incisive readers. It’s about as far away from the cesspit mentality of gaming blogs as you can imagine which is ironic given that Lifehacker’s parent media company also runs a rather well known but exceedingly trashy games blog.

Anyway, currently I’m looking into text editors. The value of a good text editor can’t be understated. If you find yourself editing any sort of scripting file then you’ll appreciate just why text editors are still one of the more important applications on a computer. Notepad is enough for many and it is purposefully designed to be a light and simple text editor. My textual needs can’t be met by Notepad any longer. I’m frequently viewing lengthy game FAQs, ansi art, XML or other language files. Notepad will display them all, but there’s more to a text editor than just text.

Syntax highlighting, multiple files and line numbering in a good text editor

Syntax highlighting, multiple files and line numbering in a good text editor

I had used UltraEdit for quite some time but I realised it was just far more than I needed and the level of detail in the menus was offputting. Up until very recently I’ve enjoyed using PSPad and can’t really complain. However, following a Lifehacker “Hive Five” article where readers were asked to nominate their favourite text editors a clear winner emerged in the form of Notepad++.

Notepad++ is both free and open-source. It features a plug-in system and is therefore extendable. In its default form it seems to host the right amount of features without being too overwhelming. If a feature isn’t available then there’s probably a plugin to cover it. One such feature I like is for a text editor to be able to edit a file on a remote server – something that can be done with all three of the text editors mentioned above. Notepad++ doesn’t have this feature built in as standard but available through a plugin. The choice is yours. It’s worth noting that that particular plugin is included in the install file for Notepad++.

So far, everything I’ve checked out in it is great with the exception of one single thing. And it’s a small, niggly thing, but it gets to me.

Top: Notepad++'s rendering of ANSI characters

Notepad++ vs MS-DOS - MS-DOS wins by TKO

Whilst the image above may seem like nonsense it’s not. It’s part of a text file that features ANSI characters. These characters are used as crude graphic blocks to build a block image with. I’ve been arguing with Notepad++ over this and it simply doesn’t want to play nice.

Part of the problem stems from the fact that Notepad++ detects the type of file being fed into it and displays its content accordingly. For example, when it detects an XML file it colours it as you see in the first image. This aids comprehension. It is easier to spot different parts of the language as key parts of it are highlighted in different colours. This is a great feature of modern text editors.

Notepad++ allows for teaking of its presentational styles. You can change colours and fonts at will for each different language it supports. You can add user-defined languages for anything it doesn’t already know.

When it comes to ANSI content, we hit a wall. Notepad++ correctly recognises the language and displays it according to its predetermined style. However, this is the one style that it doesn’t allow editing of. Not through its interface anyway. The styles, it seems, are defined in an XML file but, as yet, I’ve been unable to get it to acknowledge my preferred changes for that particular language.

A user-defined style should work! But no. Because it doesn’t override the file format that is already recognised by default like the ANSI content is. Bugger.

To be honest, it’s not the end of the world and those sort of files are unlikely to ever be edited by me as opposed to merely viewing. It’s just an annoyance that I’ll either want to use a separate program just for that filetype or put up with it being rendered incorrectly in Notepad++.

Amidst global recession, third world poverty, terrorism and some of today’s more pressing issues I can’t really complain. It’s just a bit annoying.

If you use Notepad++ and have overcome this issue, please let me know how you did it!